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tonystarks:

tonystarks:

tonystarks:

life changing, i tell you

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life changing

apparently his wife scoots too

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and his daughter

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where has this knowledge existed all my life

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hugh jackman is a very serious action star with a very seriously life who very seriously plays wolverine a very serious xman

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he’s a very serious man

queerhawkeye:

futuredudeman:

As far as I’m concerned these are the real titles of certain films in the Marvel Franchise.

Black Widow: The Quest To Deal With Tony Stark’s Shit

Black Widow 2: Fuck Now I Have To Save Like Five of These Morons

and her upcoming film

Black Widow 3: Steve What The Fuck Is Your Friend Doing

 (via americachavez)

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE